The students adore your father,’ a perfumed woman said to me. ‘Aren’t you lucky to live with such a charming man!”He’s even more charming at home,’ Mom said. ‘Isn’t he, Bea? He rides a unicycle through the house -”- even up and down the stairs,’ I added.’He juggles eggs as he makes breakfast every morning -”- which he serves to us in bed of course,’ I said.’- and pulls fragrant bouquets out of his ass,’ Mom finished.’He’s just a joy.

The students adore your father,’ a perfumed woman said to me. ‘Aren’t you lucky to live with such a charming man!”He’s even more charming at home,’ Mom said. ‘Isn’t he, Bea? He rides a unicycle through the house -”- even up and down the stairs,’ I added.’He juggles eggs as he makes breakfast every morning -”- which he serves to us in bed of course,’ I said.’- and pulls fragrant bouquets out of his ass,’ Mom finished.’He’s just a joy.

– Natalie Standiford –

How to Say Goodbye in Robot

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