But if I hadn’t shoved you off the boat back there,you’d be lost at sea now,wouldn’t you? We’d all be lost! So thanks to me you’re all standing on land.”(Pirates, its a good thing they’re idiots)

But if I hadn’t shoved you off the boat back there,you’d be lost at sea now,wouldn’t you? We’d all be lost! So thanks to me you’re all standing on land.”(Pirates, its a good thing they’re idiots)

– Dave Barry –

Peter and the Starcatchers

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