Fuck! How many times do I have to tell you? The butter goes into a butter dish because otherwise it absorbs all the other smells! And the cheese too! Transparent wrap wasn’t invented for dogs, shit! And what the hell is this? Lettuce? Why did you leave it in a plastic bag? Plastic ruins everything! I’ve already told you, Philibert. Where are all those containers I brought home the other day? And what about this lemon? What’s it doing in the egg compartment? You cut open a lemon, you wrap it up or put it upside down on a plate, capice?

Fuck! How many times do I have to tell you? The butter goes into a butter dish because otherwise it absorbs all the other smells! And the cheese too! Transparent wrap wasn’t invented for dogs, shit! And what the hell is this? Lettuce? Why did you leave it in a plastic bag? Plastic ruins everything! I’ve already told you, Philibert. Where are all those containers I brought home the other day? And what about this lemon? What’s it doing in the egg compartment? You cut open a lemon, you wrap it up or put it upside down on a plate, capice?

– Anna Gavalda –

Hunting and Gathering

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