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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Тo me, the future doesn’t seem real. It’s just this magical place where I can put my responsibilities so that I don’t have to be scared while hurtling toward failure at eight hundred miles per hour.

Stephen Colbert

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.”“You do have that effect on people.

Cormac McCarthy

Anything that doesn’t take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing.

Life sucks, then you die. Then it sucks again.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

My formula for life is very simple: in the morning, wake up; at night, go to sleep. In between I try and occupy myself as best I can.

Winston S. Churchill

A joke is a very serious thing.

Terry Pratchett

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.