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When I asked my da how ye knew which was the right woman, he told me when the time came, I’d have no doubt. And I didn’t. When I woke in the dark under that tree on the road to Leoch, with you sitting on my chest, cursing me for bleeding to death, I said to myself ‘Jamie Fraser, for all ye canna see what she looks like, and for all she weights as much as a good draft horse, this is the woman.

William Goldman

Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?

He’s around the twist,’ said Azalea. ‘Breaking all the windows? He’s mad.’ to break all the windows in the house and drown yourself in a bucket but don’t actually do it, well, that’s love.

Would you mind repeating that? I’m afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I’ve longed to hear.

Who knows how to make love stay?1. Tell love you are going to Junior’s Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if loves stays, it can have half. It will stay.2. Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a moustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay.3. Wake love up in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be all right. Fall asleep. Love will be there in the morning.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Chuck Palahniuk

If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Charles M. Schulz

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

I’m saying that I’m a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you’re okay with that, because it’s who I am, and you’re what I need.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I’ve learned that it doesn’t matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you.

Be you wise and never sad,You will get your lovely lad.Never serious be, nor true,And your wish will come to you–And if that makes you happy, kid,You’ll be the first it ever did.

Charlaine Harris

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.