How is it?” I ask as we stroll towards the dressing rooms. “Working at the playground. That must be fun.””Sure, they’re just adorable,” she says, “For the first five minutes. And then I want to wring their adorable little necks.”I stop, shocked. “I always figured you loved kids.””Yeah, no.” Kayla shakes her head emphatically. “One kid, I can do, even two– just stick them in front of a Disney movie, let them play Xbox all night. But a herd of them?” She shudders.

How is it?” I ask as we stroll towards the dressing rooms. “Working at the playground. That must be fun.””Sure, they’re just adorable,” she says, “For the first five minutes. And then I want to wring their adorable little necks.”I stop, shocked. “I always figured you loved kids.””Yeah, no.” Kayla shakes her head emphatically. “One kid, I can do, even two– just stick them in front of a Disney movie, let them play Xbox all night. But a herd of them?” She shudders.

– Abby McDonald –

Getting Over Garrett Delaney

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