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Category: Barry Lyga

I’m a complicated man, with complicated taste buds.

complicated, man, taste-buds

Anger was a waste of time and energy. Anger was useless.”Anger” was the label given to the emotion that accomplished nothing.

anger, emotion, labels

Howie: “What if the whole thing was just an accident?”Jazz: “And what? Accidentally cut off three fingers postmortem? ‘Oops, oh no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off some fingers! Guess I’ll take them with me…Oh, darn, where did that middle finger go?

The best revenge is living well, my dad told me once.

advice, revenge

You and your scars. Please! You don’t kill youself like this!” I gesture, holding a wrist turned up to the ceiling, then pretending to cut across it with my other hand. “That’s just a cry for help. That’s just attention. Everbody knows that. Cutting across just gets you to the hospital. That’s just from movies and TV shows and stuff like that. You didn’t really try to kill yourself. you just wanted attention, but you screwed up. Try harder next time.

cutting, suicide

A river of images and thoughts and feelings, dirtied and polluted so that no one could drink from it without gagging.

She screamed. Her screaming was beautiful. But, truth be told he missed the crying.

cry, madness, scream, serial-killers

They sent spies”, Gramma went on, her voice a hush, “and they look like one man, but they can split into two, then four, and so on. I’ve seen it before. During the war. It’s a Communist trick and they taught it to the Democrats so that they could take our guns. I would have fought them off, but they already made the shotgun disappear.

comunism, democrats, i-hunt-killers, jasper-dent, madness

It’s a good day when a goddess gets on the school-bus with you.

lechery, lust, teen-angst

How do I know that what I see as blue and what you see as blue are the same thing? Answer: We don’t. We take it on faith.

I don’t know and I don’t care anymore. I was supposed to have my way for once, just once in my life. I did everything right and I got nothing for it.I want to kill them all. no, better yet, I want to die. No, even bettter than that: I want to kill them all then die.

suicidal-thoughts

Disappointment is part of parenthood, Jasper. The trick is learnin’ to love your kids even when they disappoint you.

disappointment, jasper, kids, love, parenthood, parents, trick