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Category: Bauvard

There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for.

cliche, funny, greatness, humor, obscurity

Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud.

Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax.

funny, humor, understanding

Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.

boasting, compassion, emotion, funny, humor

First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.

funny, hair, humor, morale, morals

Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better.

education, funny, humor, shame

To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor.

ambition, death, funny, humor

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they’ll wake up with a smile on their face.

funny, happiness, humor, love, sleep, smiling

Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.

funny, gender, humor, men, prostitution, royalty, women

Careers are not made in a family business, they are born – by patricide. Then they die from neglect, and avoid the tragedy of being put out of business.

careers, family, funny, humor

If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.

funny, humor, love

I love the smell of a new book, but I prefer inhaling fresh bottles of ink and glue. They get me more lightheaded – unless I read the book.

books, funny, humor