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Category: Bill Hicks

If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.

Great, Listen, Now

Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.

Great, Language, Everybody

There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Life, Imagination, Dream

It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.

Funny, Hurt, Always

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?

attitude, comedy, honesty, human-nature, humor, perception, personality, self-awareness, self-realization

By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.

advertising, consciousness, marketing, propaganda, responsibility

It’s all about money, not freedom. You think you’re free? Try going somewhere without money.

humor, reality-of-life, truth

I loved when Bush came out and said, ‘We are losing the war against drugs.’ You know what that implies? There’s a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

bill-hicks, drugs

I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: ‘STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.

comedy, humor, rivalry, school-rivalries, school-spirit, stratford, team-players, team-spirit

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it

christianity, christians, comedy, creationism, creationists, funny, god, humor, humour, people, religion

The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.