Category: Brian Regan

Brian Regan

is there any I could get a glass of water?”[waiter]There is no way… I toss and turn many a night trying to think up some way some how I could get glasses of water to costomers but I keep coming up empty….. Legend has it there was a waiter here many years ago… who had figured out a way to do just that but he is long gone and with him the secret. It had something to do with a glass rack and a faucet but no one has been able to put the pieces together so I must say no there is no way. HOW I WISH THERE WAS A WAY!!!

Brian Regan

We needed a refrigerator for our new place and I’ve never bought a refrigerator my whole life. I went into the appliance store, there’s like 900 of ’em lined up, there’s a salesman there. What’s this guy supposed to say about refrigerators? “Well you got this refrigerator here, This keeps all your food cold for 600…You’ve got this refrigerator, This keeps all your food cold for 800…Check this out, 1400, keeps all your food cold.