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Category: Brian Spellman

Ignorance is bliss. Wisdom is blisters.

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Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him.

lies, lies-that-speak-truth, lying

When to others it’s not lying. It’s privacy.

lies, lies-lying-liars, lying, lying-to-you, privacy

The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.

lies, lying-to-ourselves

Honesty is the best insurance policy.

dishonesty, honesty, withholding

I forgot what I was going to think.

confusion, life, pessimism, thinking

I’ve been coerced into free will.

determinism, fate, free-will, humorous-quotes, philosophy

I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

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There’s an ad for every vice. That’s advice.

advertising, advice, vice

Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.

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A bind is when you’re quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.

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You can’t stop a man from stopping himself.

suicide, suicide-attempt