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Category: Carroll Bryant

The last word of love is … goodbye.

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The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.

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Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.

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Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

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Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

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If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.

Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.

comedy, entertainment, humor, humorous

There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place

humorous, philisophical

My best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday.” “Ian,” Wesley noted, “that covers the whole week.” Ian nods his head. “Pretty much.

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, ‘What the hell just happened?

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If they’re not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.

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Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren’t any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.

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