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Category: Chocolate Waters

Chocolate Waters

DISARM ALL RAPISTSBut what will we doWith their legs?

feminism, humorous

Chocolate Waters

ELVIS & MARILYN:The deader they get -the more money they make.

elvis-presley-marilyn-monroe, humorous

Chocolate Waters

THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?You’re incrediburgableshe saidwhich is to sayYou’re a little like incrediblebut a lot more like ahamburger.

humor, humorous, humorous-quotes

Chocolate Waters

REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age,people knowyou’re fat and old.

aging, humor, weight