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Christy Leigh Stewart

You keep the title of ‘president’ even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.

funny-and-random, president, rape, title

Christy Leigh Stewart

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?

dimension, dogs, funny-and-random, question

Christy Leigh Stewart

I’m going to punch words in your ear holes.

Christy Leigh Stewart

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.

Christy Leigh Stewart

He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.

Christy Leigh Stewart

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

applause, clapping, funny, funny-and-random, retarded

Christy Leigh Stewart

I’ve seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs.

Christy Leigh Stewart

The concept of virginity is a social construct. If you’re wondering if my commercial value, self-respect, and/or quality of my immortal soul has been affected by things that have gone in or out of my vagina the answer is no.

feminism, virginity

Christy Leigh Stewart

This semester has born in me the flame of hope to one day become a leader in the modern feminist movement. I can and will be the force that blows new life into it, giving a face and name to associate with instead of those women now who’s names I don’t know because they weren’t listed on Wikipedia.

feminism, school

Christy Leigh Stewart

I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation.

Christy Leigh Stewart

I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.

Christy Leigh Stewart

Humor, drama, romance, whatever genre of entertainment you create or consume is only effective if it is challenging to your sensibilities. When the sexuality of seeing a woman’s ankles became trumped by her calf, society changed. When the calf was later trumped by a woman offering shots of alcohol from her vagina on Rock of Love, society changed again. My hope for this world is that we can soon run out of shocking body parts and can finally see the humor in our ætheric bodies.