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Category: Dakota Dawn

We losers don’t fear death. For us it’s the end of a lifelong losing spell.

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Your kids pissing you off is an inborn instinct. It’s nature’s way of getting you to kick them out when they turn 18!Okaaay. ~sigh~ Due to the times, you can kick them out between the ages of 28-38. Can someone please dramatically reduce the cost of housing, already?~SHEESH~

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Women were created gullible. It they weren’t no babies would be born.

family, funny, humor, truth, wisdom

We losers don’t fear death. For us it’s the end of a lifelong losing spell.

funny, life, truth, wisdom

Your kids pissing you off is an inborn instinct. It’s nature’s way of getting you to kick them out when they turn 18!Okaaay. ~sigh~ Due to the times, you can kick them out between the ages of 28-38. Can someone please dramatically reduce the cost of housing, already?~SHEESH~

funny, humor, inspirational, life, truth

Women were created gullible. It they weren’t no babies would be born.

family, funny, humor, truth, wisdom