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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Education, Money, America

Hope is tomorrow’s veneer over today’s disappointment.

Today, Disappointment

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won’t stand up either.

Man, Lie, Stand Up

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Science, Statistics, Facts

Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings

human, humor, zoo

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

conscience, guilt, humor

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.