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Category: Flynn Meaney

I’ve never had any summer lovin’. And I’ve never had any school year lovin’, either. I’ve never had a boyfriend. I’ve never hooked up with a guy. And this morning, on my Internet browser, an article popped up about women marrying themselves. Even my wireless connection knows I’m alone.

high-school, loneliness, love-life, teen, teenage-love, ya

In winter this town is freezing. You step out your door in the morning and the whole place looks like one of those nature specials in which a guy brings a camcorder to the North Pole and then the camera cuts out and you hear on the news that he got eaten by a bear

cold, cold-days, humor, north-pole, teens, winter, wisconsin

If you skip one class, everyone knows about it. The teacher will track you down, or one of the guidance counselors will track you down and ask if you’re smoking pot. According to the geniuses running this place, the only reason you would skip class is if you’re smoking pot, though I actually find my classes more enjoyable when I’m high.

drugs, high-school, marijuana, pot, teens

So that’s how we end up helping Aviva pick out a male escort. Even Darcy is impressed with Eugene’s organization; each profile in the boy binder has two pictures, a head shot and a full-body shot, and lists essential information: age, school, height, weight, extracurriculars, hobbies, and dance ability (which ranges from “occasional Dance Dance Revolution participation” to “so good he could back up the Biebs”).

boys-and-girls, dance, dancing, dating, escorts, justin-bieber, prom, prom-date, romance, teenage-love, teenagers

I could kiss that girl. And ya know what? I will kiss that girl. As soon as I get back to school, I’m gonna grab her, and I’m gonna kiss her.

dating, high-school, kissing, love, teenage-romance, teenagers

I’m not copying you!” Luke said. “A werewolf is totally different than a vampire! You’re creepy all the time. Mine is just, like, a monthly thing….””Like PMS?” I suggested. “Shut up!

vampire, werewolf