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Category: Joe E. Lewis

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

Doctor, Tired, Me

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

People, Drunk, Get

I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.

Play, Low, Than

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

I play in the low eighties. If it’s any hotter than that I won’t play.

It doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor as long as you’ve got money.

You only live once – but if you work it right once is enough.