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Category: Joey Adams

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

I want to die like my grandfather died . . . peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people screaming in the car.

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

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Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

give, marriage, take