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Category: Jonathan Dunne

My son’s got the I.Q. Of a robot but I don’t have the dough to send him to school.

I met a few chimpanzees on my pilgrimages and I wasn’t sure if they were just shrivelled-up villagers or chimps…

You’re wrong about one thing: fairy-tales do exist. Millions of existing parents read existing fairy-tales every night from existing books to kids who, funnily enough…’‘… exist, yeah, I know. I mean it’s fantasy, not reality.

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Seeing his daughter slowly die, coupled with his infinite sadness and misery, the clockmaker becomes a recluse to the tower of the castle and begins to build something behind closed doors, not even his daughter knows what he’s up to. For five years, she only sees him briefly at meal-times before locking himself up in the tower once again…””…Did he have a bathroom in the tower?””Yes, Jack. A big one! En-suite! Power-shower and spa! Where was I!?

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What do you mean? In Old Castle? I still live with my parents in case you haven’t noticed, Jack. Those two strangers – that man and woman sitting on my sofa – are actually my parents. Oh, you mean your place? Yes, let’s evict your parents…let’s place them neatly in a cardboard box and leave it by the rubbish bins!

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Seeing his daughter slowly die, coupled with his infinite sadness and misery, the clockmaker becomes a recluse to the tower of the castle and begins to build something behind closed doors, not even his daughter knows what he’s up to. For five years, she only sees him briefly at meal-times before locking himself up in the tower once again…””…Did he have a bathroom in the tower?””Yes, Jack. A big one! En-suite! Power-shower and spa! Where was I!?

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What do you mean? In Old Castle? I still live with my parents in case you haven’t noticed, Jack. Those two strangers – that man and woman sitting on my sofa – are actually my parents. Oh, you mean your place? Yes, let’s evict your parents…let’s place them neatly in a cardboard box and leave it by the rubbish bins!

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