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Category: Josh Stern

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame

accomplish, amazing, blame, humor

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

bliss, crazy, french-fried, funny, funny-and-random, humor, ignorance, love, passion, potato, romance, strange, tags-absurd

Don’t ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity

humor, ignorance, silence, stupidity

To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it

absurd, err, human, humor, responsibility

If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody

free, hate, humor-inspirational, love

I hate pulling out… I mean, I’m really bad at the whole parking thing….

hate, humor, parking, pulling-out

Never send a Man in to do a Donkey’s job

absurd, donkey, humor, job, man

Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert

absurs, brilliant, comedy, dessert, emotional, feelings, funny, genius, humor, roller-coaster

Never be paralyzed by fear, just by falling off a cliff

The only threesome I’ve ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1

absurd, experience, pantene-humor, threesome

Women, can’t live with them, can’t murder/suicide without them

can-t-live, humor, murder, suicide, women

At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control

beaming, bladder, confidence, control, humor, life, matter-mind