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Jussi Adler-Olsen

But promises based on ignorance always prove disappointing.

ignorance, promises

Jussi Adler-Olsen

For a moment Carl tried to picture everything in his mind, and then it happened. Somewhere inside of him, where cause and effect were not weighted against each other, and where logic and explanations never challenged consciousness, in that place where thoughts could live freely and played out against each other – right there in that spot, things fell into place, and he understood how it all fitted together

literary-quotes, mercy, thoughts, thoughts-of-the-mind

Jussi Adler-Olsen

Assad: ‘I have written it just down here.’He Pointed to a number of Arabic symbols that could just as well have meant it was going to snow in the Lofoten Islands in the morning.

arabic, assad, funny, humor, humour

Jussi Adler-Olsen

Was she pregnant then?’ asked Assad. Judging by the number of family members in his photos, it was a feminine condition with which he was quite familiar.

funny, humor, pregnancy

Jussi Adler-Olsen

@She is really really so beautiful there,’ said Assad.Carl glanced at him. Apparently a woman’s appearance was a particularly valuable factor in his assistant’s world-view. But Carl agreed with him.

funny, humor, humour

Jussi Adler-Olsen

She was a bitch,’ Carl suddenly heard somebody say in the background, and that apparently refreshed everyone’s memory.yes, thought Carl with satisfaction. It’s the good stable arseholes like us who are remembered best.

arseholes, funny, humor, humour

Jussi Adler-Olsen

If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.

assad, camel, funny, hilarious, humour, old-saying, quote, sayings

Jussi Adler-Olsen

He’d make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise.

funny, hard-work, margarine-factory, punishment, rose, working-hard

Jussi Adler-Olsen

Bak stood a moment, as though considering whether the sum total of their shared working life was ending in a minus or a plus.

colleagues, consideration, funny, work, working, working-life

Jussi Adler-Olsen

Assad whistled a few notes of one of his native country’s melancholic songs. It sounded as though he was whistling backwards

arabic, assad, funny, singing, whistling

Jussi Adler-Olsen

Carl Mørck, am I disturbing you? said a voice at the door, which made his blood boil and turn to ice at the same time. His spinal cord sent five commands through his infrastructure: get rid of the eraser, cover the last line, put away the cigarette, drop the stupid facial expression, close your mouth!

anger, angry, carl, funny, humour