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Category: Lee Wardlaw

Sorry about thesquishy in your shoe. Must’vebeen something I ate.

What do you mean “Ewww”?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?

cats, fish-breath, haiku

Your tummy, soft aswarm dough. I knead and knead, thenbake it with a nap.

Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.

cats, dogs, haiku

Fine. If you insist.I’ll try Just.One.Nibble. But–I won’t enjoy it.

Letmeoutletmeoutletmeoutletmeout.Wait–let me back in!…Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein.Wait–let me back out!

Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I’ll come out and chase itto make you happy.

I explained it loudand clear. What part of “meow”don’t you understand?