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Category: Les Dawson

I’ve got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.

School, Lion, Lost

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.

Change, Her, House

In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought… I must put a roof on this toilet.

Thought, Moon, Ride

My mother-in-law said, ‘One day I will dance on your grave.’ I said ‘I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.’

Day, Dance, Sea

My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex she objects.

My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex she objects.