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Category: Lisa Samson

I’ve never heard anyone come back from downtown Baltimore waxing poetic about the authenticity of poverty.

baltimore, poverty

If I was an eccentric old spinster in a Merchant Ivory movie, I’d want to share my lovely cottage with Holly and that’s the truth. I’d do the cooking and leave the decorating to her, and we’d be inseparable.

cottage, merchant-ivory, movies, spinster

You should never use propaganda to teach kids the truth.

kids, propaganda, teach, truth

Personally, I like to imagine the Godhead dancing it a rhythm of its own, something even grander than a waltz, touching, tasting, smelling, seeing, and hearing, creating wonder after wonder, and when it’s finished, looking upon the handiwork and saying, “This is great!

creation, god, music

Fact: I don’t know of a single girl who doesn’t wish the show-it-all boxer-shorts phenomenon would go away as well. Guys, we just don’t want to see your underwear. Truthfully, we believe that there is a direct correlation between how much underwear you show and how much you’ve got upstairs, if you know what I mean.

boys, clothing, fashion, faux-pax, men

Jesus, do you always show up like this, at the craziest of times and in the oddest of places? I sure hope so.

christian, christianity, jesus

There’s enough grief in this world without always getting into whose fault it is.

blame, christian, christianity, fault, grace

But the true miracle of the resurrection wasn’t so much the raising. Is something like that too hard for the God who made the universe? The true miracle is in the forgiving. And though we are bruised and burned, blind and broken, we are forgiven.

I guess this thing we call faith is a climb. I always wanted to think of it as a big slide straight into the arms of God who waits at the bottom to catch us. But instead, He’s a God who’s on top of things – & like any mountain you climb, the closer we get to Him, the steeper the terrain.

I just don’t see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn’t want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it?

cheese, christian, food

Fact: I don’t know of a single girl who doesn’t wish the show-it-all boxer-shorts phenomenon would go away as well. Guys, we just don’t want to see your underwear. Truthfully, we believe that there is a direct correlation between how much underwear you show and how much you’ve got upstairs, if you know what I mean.

boys, clothing, fashion, faux-pax, men

But the true miracle of the resurrection wasn’t so much the raising. Is something like that too hard for the God who made the universe? The true miracle is in the forgiving. And though we are bruised and burned, blind and broken, we are forgiven.