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Michael Robotham

Gennia is eating and talking to Ruiz on the phone. Each time he takes a mouthful, he catches a whiff of his shirt, which stinks of failure and yesterday.

Michael Robotham

If I become the man you want, I wouldn’t be the man I am.

Michael Robotham

You want some advice?””Yes””Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

advice, doctors, humor

Michael Robotham

The cab driver is staring at me in his mirror. I’m talking to myself.”The second sign of madness,” I explain.”What’s the first one?””Killing lots of people and eating their genitals.”He laughs and sneaks another look at me.

humor, insanity, madness, sanity

Michael Robotham

I’ve discovered the secret of revenge. Outlive the f—ers! I’ll dance on their graves.

outlive, revenge

Michael Robotham

I once had a patient who was convinced that his head was full of sea water and a crab lived inside. When I asked him what happened to his brain he told me that aliens had sucked it out with a drinking straw.”It is better this way,” he insisted. “Now there’s more room for the crab.

brain, crabs, funny, shrinks

Michael Robotham

….And let me tell you something about families they’re overrated. They’re a weakness. The leave you or get taken from you or they disappoint you. Families are a liability.

families, family

Michael Robotham

Although reality can sometimes corrupt the fairy tale and alter our ambitions, some things remain unalterable. From the richest to the poorest, we start and end with family.

Michael Robotham

….And let me tell you something about families they’re overrated. They’re a weakness. The leave you or get taken from you or they disappoint you. Families are a liability.

families, family

Michael Robotham

Although reality can sometimes corrupt the fairy tale and alter our ambitions, some things remain unalterable. From the richest to the poorest, we start and end with family.