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The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.

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Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.

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You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?

I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.

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Son of a Merryweather, he’s a lot stronger than he looks.

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Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.

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In you, she saw hope.”“You mean she saw his next meal.

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Free drinks have no carbs.

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I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.

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She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she’d like to make that noise again…with him.

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The candle’s flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the soft glow upon her skin.

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