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The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

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A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)

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Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

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Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.

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You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!

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I had a dream about you last night… you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.

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I had a dream about you last night… you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.

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I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.

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I had a dream about you last night… you were crying over spilt ink screaming “the words, the what could have been beautiful words.

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I had a dream about you last night… Well I say dream I mean nightmare… you were a Yankee fan.

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I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming ‘I’m melting.

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I had a dream about you last night… I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.

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