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Category: Peter Scott

I don’t think they knew very much about the war in Korea at all.

Think, Knew, Very

Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who’s wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn’t get the zipper closed.

marriage, wedding, weight

Not every woman is obsessed with shoes. But every woman is more obsessed with shoes than her husband is (although that’s not too difficult to accomplish, since your husband has exactly two pairs–black shoes that are ten years old and barely broken in and sneakers that are so dirty they classify as a biohazard).

husband, marriage, shoes

You need to play to your strengths as a couple. Sharing is really awesome when you’re messing around with Play-Doh in kindergarten. It’s less awesome when you’re adults and one of you is good at something and the other person sucks at it. So just let the more skilled person take the reins.

marriage, marriage-advice, planning

Think of your husband as a house. You are allowed to give him a fresh coat of paint and change out the furniture now and then. But if you’re constantly trying to pour a new foundation or replace the roof, you’re in serious trouble.

husband, marriage

Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who’s wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn’t get the zipper closed.

marriage, wedding, weight

Not every woman is obsessed with shoes. But every woman is more obsessed with shoes than her husband is (although that’s not too difficult to accomplish, since your husband has exactly two pairs–black shoes that are ten years old and barely broken in and sneakers that are so dirty they classify as a biohazard).

husband, marriage, shoes

You need to play to your strengths as a couple. Sharing is really awesome when you’re messing around with Play-Doh in kindergarten. It’s less awesome when you’re adults and one of you is good at something and the other person sucks at it. So just let the more skilled person take the reins.

marriage, marriage-advice, planning

Think of your husband as a house. You are allowed to give him a fresh coat of paint and change out the furniture now and then. But if you’re constantly trying to pour a new foundation or replace the roof, you’re in serious trouble.

husband, marriage