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Robert Benchley

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Afraid, You, Will

Robert Benchley

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

Children, Child, Small

Robert Benchley

I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.

Myself, Slow, Know

Robert Benchley

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Family, Real, Try

Robert Benchley

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

Worry, People, Will

Robert Benchley

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.

Robert Benchley

Go jogging? And get hit by a meteor?

Robert Benchley

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.

professions, work

Robert Benchley

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have succeeded fairly well.

Robert Benchley

In America there are two classes of travel – first class and with children.

Robert Benchley

Let’s get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

eat, , drink, , merry

Robert Benchley

Streets flooded. Please advise.

telegram, travel, venice