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Category: Robert Orben

Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator.

Time Flies, You, Up

I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!’ Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

Day, Best, Heart

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.

Work, America, People

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.

Success, Key To Success, Key

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Blame, Human, Computer

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Children, Home, Find

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Children, Hand, Never

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee – or laugh.

Fight, Choices, Laugh

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

Years, Like, Then

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it ‘arm around the shoulder’ humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It’s mean, mean stuff.

Remember, Mean, Shoulder

President Ford used humor a great deal.

Great, President, Ford

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.

Work, Day, America