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Seth Grahame-Smith

But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it.

Funny, Writing, Dark

Seth Grahame-Smith

The true rule, in determining to embrace, or reject any thing, is not whether it have any evil in it; but whether it have more of evil, than of good. There are few things wholly evil, or wholly good.” — Abraham Lincoln, Original Quote

equality, fairness, integrity, justice, morality

Seth Grahame-Smith

In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money). In the Terrorverse, it’s a plot device used to kill teenagers.

Seth Grahame-Smith

So I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse’s only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid.

Seth Grahame-Smith

From this moment on, nothing is what it seems. You’re not a human being, you’re a character- and filmmakers are doing everything in their power to kill you even now. Supernatural powers and curses are real, and numbers like 666 and 237 can kill you just as easily as a butch knife.Log cabins are slaughterhouses, cornstalks are antennas for evil, and aliens never, ever come in peace.

Seth Grahame-Smith

…seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.

chick-lit, funny, horror, jane-austen, zombies

Seth Grahame-Smith

Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham; to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon a stage they cannot even see. To be the playthings of tyrants. But you…you were born to fight tyranny.

fighting-evil, purpose-of-life

Seth Grahame-Smith

What an excellent father you have, girls!’ said she, when the door was shut. ‘Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us.

jane-austen, zombies

Seth Grahame-Smith

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.

paraphrased, zombies

Seth Grahame-Smith

This is one hell of a suicide note.THE SUICIDE SOLILOQUY-Yes! I’ve resolved the deed to do, And this the place to do it;The heart I’ll rush a dagger throughThough I in hell should rue it!Sweet steel! Come forth from out your sheath,And glist’ning, speak your powers;Rip up the organs of my breath,And draw my blood in showers!I strike! It quivers in that heartWhich drives me to this end;I draw and kiss the bloody dart,My last-my only friend!

Seth Grahame-Smith

‎And when this intoxication has worn away… when every desire is fulfilled and every language learned- when there are no more distant cities to explore; no classics to be studied; not another coin to be stuffed in to one’s coffers- what then? One can have all the comforts of the world, but what use are they if there is no comfort in them?

immortality, life

Seth Grahame-Smith

Men have enslaved each other since they invented gods to forgive them for doing it.