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Shelly Laurenston

Well, so you don’t get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle.” He puffed out his chest. “In pen.

humorous, lol, putting-on-his-big-boy-pants

Shelly Laurenston

It wasn’t until someone kicked his legs that Nik woke up. Alek, snoring beside him, his head resting on his shoulder. Ban snoring on the other couch, the noise rivaled only by the dog. He looked into the impossibly cranky face of Zach Sheridan. “Y’all get food?” “We had a full refrigerator before you three got here.” “Where I come from, we don’t let the refrigerator get empty.” “Where you come from, you marry your sister.

Shelly Laurenston

All right. Talk to me darlin’. You’re not insane. A little crazy, but not insane. And this…everything you’ve gotten…in the last few days…do you know how many people would kill for this?””But…

crazy, cuteness, ricky-lee

Shelly Laurenston

Wow. Look at the lines in your face, Missy. It’s like your bitterness just dug in and stayed.

Shelly Laurenston

As my daddy would say, time to start the killin

dee-ann, paranormal-romance, wolf-shifter-romance

Shelly Laurenston

Didn’t even have to argue with her. She just told me she loved me and offered the back of her neck.” He crossed his arms over his chest. “How many pups you got with Janie Mae now, Bubba Ray . . . and still she’s as unmarked as a newborn babe. So which Smith has control of his female now, boy?

comedy, darla-lewis, eggie-ray-smith, paranormal-romance, wolf-shifters

Shelly Laurenston

I think we’re avoiding the most important question here. What matters most. What means the most to men like us.” Conall growled at Billy Dunwich’s sincere face. “I am not telling you if she swallows.”Dunwich smiled. “Just tell me if she’s a good girl…or if she’s a very good girl?

funny-as-hell, men

Shelly Laurenston

Dez cringed as her boss slammed his door closed. But before she could walk away, he snatched it open again. “And I better not see your ass until after the New Year!” He slammed it again.Dez glared at Bukowski as she headed back to her desk. “I didn’t even do anything.”“You did ask her if she killed Petrov. I think your exact words were, ‘You whacked him, didn’t you? You sadistic bitch.

Shelly Laurenston

Yeah, that sure was Mace Llewellyn staring at her from the other side of her desk. Just staring. Like he used to. Like he knew where she’d buried the bodies of all her goldfish after their unfortunate “accidents” or what she did with her sisters’ toothbrushes on more than one occasion.

Shelly Laurenston

Do you ride?”She smiled, her fingers lightly sliding around his ear. “Not since I hit that barn”Zach’s hands paused on her flesh. “You hit a barn?” “I had to avoid the cow

Shelly Laurenston

I’m a whore!”Miki hit the brakes…her hands.. gripping the steering wheel, glanced at Sara. “You’re not wearing any underwear, are you?”Sara let out a strangled squeal…

funny, humour, paranormal-romance, sexy

Shelly Laurenston

I’d rather have rabies than be in love.””Why?””Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.

funny, humor-relationships