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Category: Sophie Monroe

Worse day ever!” I whined to Ellie.”Oh, worse than the time you got pulled over and the cop said ‘papers’ and you said ‘scissors, I win’ and he didn’t laugh?

Listen, I know you just got back, and you’re exhausted, but I need a favor.” Not again… I was looking forward to going home and sleeping for a day, or several. “I have a date tonight?” “A date?” He choked. I didn’t date, and he knew it. “Yeah, with my bed. We were totally going to sleep together.” I said sarcastically.

A girl can dream can’t she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey.

dream, funny, humor

A girl can dream can’t she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey.

dream, funny, humor