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Category: Steve Voake

Is she always like this?” “No, usually worse.

humor, personality

Samuel, safety is my watchword. Rest assured that proper procedures will be followed at all times.”Skipper giggled. “Tell me, Mump. What ARE proper procedures exactly?””Simple,” said Mump. “One: cause maximum chaos in the shortest possible time. Two: try not to get your head blown off.

humor, safety, survival, war

Relax. They’re not going to kill us. They’re going to TRY and kill us. And that is a very different thing.

death, optimism, survival

Relax. They’re not going to kill us. They’re going to TRY and kill us. And that is a very different thing.

death, optimism, survival