Category: Steven Brust

Steven Brust

The Cool Stuff Theory of Literature is as follows: All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the book to the degree that he agrees with the writer about what’s cool. And that works all the way from the external trappings to the level of metaphor, subtext, and the way one uses words. In other words, I happen not to think that full-plate armor and great big honking greatswords are cool. I don’t like ’em. I like cloaks and rapiers. So I write stories with a lot of cloaks and rapiers in ’em, ’cause that’s cool. Guys who like military hardware, who think advanced military hardware is cool, are not gonna jump all over my books, because they have other ideas about what’s cool.The novel should be understood as a structure built to accommodate the greatest possible amount of cool stuff.

Steven Brust

You’ll be angry, but I’m going to ask anyway. Will you marry me?’ The unsupported voice, the one that happened when he couldn’t breathe, but had to speak.I nudged his hands apart to see his face, and found it faintly overcast by tension. ‘No,’ I said gently,He blinked again and asked, his voice unaltered, ‘May I ask you once a year, every seventh of December, in case the answer changes?”Yes. I don’t think it will.”Oh. I only ask because I hate the thought of not having breakfast with you for the rest of my life.”My dear,’ I said. ‘Jamie. That’s a different question.”Oh. Will you have breakfast with me for the rest of my life?”Probably.

Steven Brust

There was a sergeant at a desk. I knew he was a sergeant because I recognized the marks on his uniform, and I knew it was a desk because it’s always a desk. There’s always someone at a desk, except when it’s a table that functions as a desk. You sit behind a desk, and everyone knows you’re supposed to be there, and that you’re doing something that involves your brain. It’s an odd, special kind of importance. I think everyone should get a desk; you can sit behind it when you feel like you don’t matter.

Steven Brust

The Cool Stuff Theory of Literature is as follows: All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the book to the degree that he agrees with the writer about what’s cool. And that works all the way from the external trappings to the level of metaphor, subtext, and the way one uses words. In other words, I happen not to think that full-plate armor and great big honking greatswords are cool. I don’t like ’em. I like cloaks and rapiers. So I write stories with a lot of cloaks and rapiers in ’em, ’cause that’s cool. Guys who like military hardware, who think advanced military hardware is cool, are not gonna jump all over my books, because they have other ideas about what’s cool.The novel should be understood as a structure built to accommodate the greatest possible amount of cool stuff.

Steven Brust

You’ll be angry, but I’m going to ask anyway. Will you marry me?’ The unsupported voice, the one that happened when he couldn’t breathe, but had to speak.I nudged his hands apart to see his face, and found it faintly overcast by tension. ‘No,’ I said gently,He blinked again and asked, his voice unaltered, ‘May I ask you once a year, every seventh of December, in case the answer changes?”Yes. I don’t think it will.”Oh. I only ask because I hate the thought of not having breakfast with you for the rest of my life.”My dear,’ I said. ‘Jamie. That’s a different question.”Oh. Will you have breakfast with me for the rest of my life?”Probably.