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Category: Wendy Morgan

My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.

My husband yells comments like “How long till you’re ready? Throw out a date.”

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.

I don’t give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

They say the Japanese don’t experience menopause or hot flashes. If that’s the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It’s simple he just doesn’t eat when I’m talking.

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

eat, , drink, , merry

I’m not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

eat, , drink, , merry