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A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce I think I’m about a hundred thousand dollars short.

My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.

Mamie Van Doren

I’ve married a few people I shouldn’t have but haven’t we all?

Not all of his relationships were meant to end . . . Once he sent a postcard and inadvertently wrote “Wish you were her.”

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough.

Going shopping with your husband is like his going fishing with the game warden.

I remember when I got married. I remember where I got married. But for the life of me I can’t remember why I got married.

My wife and I had words – but I never got to use mine.

Somehow there was a lack of communication – She thought he said: “Till debt do us part.”

A faithful husband is one whose alimony check is always on time.

The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that two people are incompatible that is one is male and the other female.