Charles Bukowski

Some people never go crazy. Me, sometimes I’ll lie down behind the couch for 3 or 4 days. They’ll find me there. It’s Cherub, they’ll say, and they pour wine down my throat rub my chest sprinkle me with oils. Then, I’ll rise with a roar, rant, rage – curse them and the universe as I send them scattering over the lawn. I’ll feel much better, sit down to toast and eggs, hum a little tune, Suddenly become as lovable as a pink overfed whale. Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

Some people never go crazy. Me, sometimes I’ll lie down behind the couch for 3 or 4 days. They’ll find me there. It’s Cherub, they’ll say, and they pour wine down my throat rub my chest sprinkle me with oils. Then, I’ll rise with a roar, rant, rage – curse them and the universe as I send them scattering over the lawn. I’ll feel much better, sit down to toast and eggs, hum a little tune, Suddenly become as lovable as a pink overfed whale. Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

– Charles Bukowski –

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