Deb Caletti

What is it about hairdressers? You tell them ‘not too short’ and some part of their hairdresser brain hears this as ‘whack the shit out of it.’ If you never say, ‘not too short,’ everything is fine. You say it, & it’s a guarantee you’ll come out ready for the military>

What is it about hairdressers? You tell them ‘not too short’ and some part of their hairdresser brain hears this as ‘whack the shit out of it.’ If you never say, ‘not too short,’ everything is fine. You say it, & it’s a guarantee you’ll come out ready for the military>

– Deb Caletti –

The Six Rules of Maybe

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