If I was into girls, I’d do you,” I tell him honestly. He leans forward conspiratorially. ”Psst, I’ll let you in on a secret Fred,” he glances sheepishly from side to side. ”I actually have a cock. Don’t tell anyone, it would ruin my reputation. But feel free to do me any time you want.

If I was into girls, I’d do you,” I tell him honestly. He leans forward conspiratorially. ”Psst, I’ll let you in on a secret Fred,” he glances sheepishly from side to side. ”I actually have a cock. Don’t tell anyone, it would ruin my reputation. But feel free to do me any time you want.

– L.H. Cosway –

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