I smashed his hand as hard as I could with the Wiffle bat.”Ow!” he screamed.Carson was rubbing his red palm, inspecting it for damage. “That hurt,” he shrieked. “You really hurt me.””Right back at you,” I said. “Good-bye Carson.”He frowned, massaging his hand, the big baby. “I just wanted to end this nicely.””Yeah?” I cocked the bat up to hit him again. “Well, this time you don’t get what you want.

I smashed his hand as hard as I could with the Wiffle bat.”Ow!” he screamed.Carson was rubbing his red palm, inspecting it for damage. “That hurt,” he shrieked. “You really hurt me.””Right back at you,” I said. “Good-bye Carson.”He frowned, massaging his hand, the big baby. “I just wanted to end this nicely.””Yeah?” I cocked the bat up to hit him again. “Well, this time you don’t get what you want.

– Rachel Vail –

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