You must be a rich man,” she said. “Not much of a warrior, though. You keep letting me sneak up on you.”You don’t surprise me,” he said. “The Plains Indians had women who rode their horses eighteen hours a day. They could shoot seven arrows consecutively, have them all in the air at the same time. They were the best light cavalry in the world.” Just my luck,” she said. “An educated Indian.”Yeah,” he said. “Reservation University.”They both laughed at the old joke. Every Indian is an alumnus.Where you from?” she asked.Wellpinit,” he said. “I’m a Spokane.”I should’ve known. You got those fisherman’s hands.”Ain’t no salmon left in our river. Just a school bus and a few hundred basketballs.”What the hell you talking about?”Our basketball team drives into the river and drowns every year,” he said. “It’s a tradition.”She laughed. “You’re just a storyteller, ain’t you?”I’m just telling you things before they happen,” he said. “The same things sons and daughters will tell your mothers and fathers.”Do you ever answer a question straight?”Depends on the question,” he said.Do you want to be my powwow paradise?

You must be a rich man,” she said. “Not much of a warrior, though. You keep letting me sneak up on you.”You don’t surprise me,” he said. “The Plains Indians had women who rode their horses eighteen hours a day. They could shoot seven arrows consecutively, have them all in the air at the same time. They were the best light cavalry in the world.” Just my luck,” she said. “An educated Indian.”Yeah,” he said. “Reservation University.”They both laughed at the old joke. Every Indian is an alumnus.Where you from?” she asked.Wellpinit,” he said. “I’m a Spokane.”I should’ve known. You got those fisherman’s hands.”Ain’t no salmon left in our river. Just a school bus and a few hundred basketballs.”What the hell you talking about?”Our basketball team drives into the river and drowns every year,” he said. “It’s a tradition.”She laughed. “You’re just a storyteller, ain’t you?”I’m just telling you things before they happen,” he said. “The same things sons and daughters will tell your mothers and fathers.”Do you ever answer a question straight?”Depends on the question,” he said.Do you want to be my powwow paradise?

– Sherman Alexie –

The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven

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