Believe me, Dirk; I’ve been in this game a long time and I know what I’m talking about. I’ve seen it all; wife swapping during a coach tour of Norfolk churches, orgies at a pensioners’ whist drive in Somerset; a mystery weekend where the real mystery turned out to be, what was Mr Preston doing hanging upside down in the wardrobe with an apple in his mouth.

Believe me, Dirk; I’ve been in this game a long time and I know what I’m talking about. I’ve seen it all; wife swapping during a coach tour of Norfolk churches, orgies at a pensioners’ whist drive in Somerset; a mystery weekend where the real mystery turned out to be, what was Mr Preston doing hanging upside down in the wardrobe with an apple in his mouth.

– Stuart Bone –

Driven to Distraction

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