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Tag: age, humor

Margaret Atwood

She looks like a very young old person, or a very old young person; but then, she’s looked that way ever since she was two.

Arthur Conan Doyle

I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety.

Two or three years from now thirty won’t look so senile.

Never get old. It’s a ridiculously uncomfortable process Ath Creator should be made to find a cure for.

At weddings old people poke me and say, “you’re next,” so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Phyllis Theroux

We were all so young that there were no lines on our faces to read between.

Vivian Vande Velde

And there was this sweet-looking little old lady with her white hair in a bun and everything, the typical grandmother type, and she was swearing her head off. I guess Alzheimer’s had brought out her inner sailor.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Thirty–the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning brief-case of enthusiasm, thinning hair.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

Charles M. Schulz

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

Charles M. Schulz

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.