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He curled his claw into a fist. “I’d like to shove a stake up that bastard’s ass.”Adam’s lip curled. “Remind me not to piss you off.”The demon raised his brow. “Trust that shit, mancy.

God picked me to be his punching bag…so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?

The four men were in the kitchen laughing over breakfast when the door slammed open with such force that it knocked a picture off the wall. In unison, they jumped to their feet, not knowing what had hit them. “What?! It wasn’t enough for you to shoot me and kidnap me, so you had to go and butcher my hair? IS THAT IT?” she yelled at the top of her lungs.

That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He braked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside.

That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He barked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside.

God, you had enough time to have been through it three times. You’ve been through my stuff. I bet you over and let one of you stick the world’s longest finger up my ass. If a prostate check is an exam, that was a motherfucking safari. I was scared to look down. I thought I’d see that guy’s finger nail sticking out of my cock.

Mercedes Lackey

[Harrier] locked eyes with Zanattar. He couldn’t remember another time in his life when he’d been this angry and hadn’t hit something.

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at.

Patrick Rothfuss

Hespe’s mouth went firm. She didn’t scowl exactly, but it looked like she was getting all the pieces of a scowl together in one place, just in case she needed them in a hurry.

To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.

To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.