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Artists are never appreciated at lunchtime,” Kelly mumbled as she stuffed her camera into her pocket.

John Richardson

Erik Satie died on July 1, 1925; his last words were ‘Ah, the cows…

We suffered for our art. You have to suffer for our art as well!

Marshall McLuhan

Art is anything you can get away with.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Well, life isn’t a cakewalk, is it?! Eighty-nine percent of the world’s most valuable art was created by men living in rat-infested flats. You think Velásquez wore Adidas? You think he enjoyed the luxuries of central heating and twenty-four-hour pizza delivery?!

A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to skip both the doughnut toss and the march of the headless plush toys. Instead, I just heated up a skillet of plastic soldiers, poured a milkshake over my head and called it a night.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot.

Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh… now you tell me what you know.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot.

Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh… now you tell me what you know.