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Tag: children, humor, parenting

In that day, we didn’t have no remote controls and vacuum cleaners. If you wanted all that stuff you had children!

children, humor, parenting

Jennifer Miller

Before I had kids, I always found it funny how people would talk about their children like they were the cutest things on the planet and how every little thing they did was endlessly fascinating. Now that I’ve had kids, I can say with certainty that, my children really are the cutest things on this planet and every little thing they do is endlessly fascinating…

children, humor, parenting

If you’re like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This was inevitable. Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income.

children, humor, parenting

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

children, humor, parenting

Jennifer Miller

Before I had kids, I always found it funny how people would talk about their children like they were the cutest things on the planet and how every little thing they did was endlessly fascinating. Now that I’ve had kids, I can say with certainty that, my children really are the cutest things on this planet and every little thing they do is endlessly fascinating…

children, humor, parenting

If you’re like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This was inevitable. Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income.

children, humor, parenting

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

children, humor, parenting