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Bernard Manning

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a a note on it saying, toys not included.

christmas, humor

Let’s not have forced gaiety this Christmas, said Nora, like it was a dish. We’ll have a tiny bit of it, I said.

christmas, humor

Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

christmas, humor

What do you think of Christmas?””I like it,” she said. “I think we should have it every year.

christmas, humor

Mistletoe,” said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry’s head. He jumped out from under it. “Good thinking,” said Luna seriously. “It’s often infested with nargles.

christmas, humor

Mistletoe,” said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry’s head. He jumped out from under it. “Good thinking,” said Luna seriously. “It’s often infested with nargles.

christmas, humor