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If one wishes to elicit a reaction from the elusive species known as ‘reservus quietgirlius,’ one must poke.

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Babe, I hate to break it to you, but you’re one messed up mess.””I know!” I exclaimed before breaking off into a fit of laughter. “I ought to be admitted or put on some serious medication or something.

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I love the sound of it,” Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter of the rain outside. “It makes me want to sleep. Snuggle my head right up in your armpit and snore for three days.””My armpit?” Mark repeats. “Good thing we all showered up in the storm this morning. My pits smell like roses. Go ahead and get comfy.

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